Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dialogue (Patchwork Farm Writing Retreat Prompt)

Write a piece that is entirely dialogue. Write a minimum of ten exchanges, where a single exchange includes one person's speech and another's answer. Here are some possible beginning lines:

You never told me...

Where is the cat?

Can't he ever remember to...

I would like a little respect around here.

And where did you say you were?

12 comments:

Putik said...

"Who farted?"

"Not me."

"You?"

"Hell no!"

"It's you! I saw you tilted your butt a little."

"Quit pointing fingers, Dude.Everytime you point a finger at someone, three of them points toward back at you. . ."

" Whatever, man . . ."

". . .and remember that mouth is right below the nose."

"O.K!O.K! I ate a bit too much of the damn ice cream!"

"I knew it."

hyunni's place said...

“I would like to have some peace and quiet in here, PLEASE?”

“Say what, dear?”

“Please, quiet down! I can’t concentrate.”

“Huh, What?”

“Can’t concentrate!”

“You have to say it loud.”

“CAN’T concentrate!”

“Louder!”

“Can’t CONCENTRATE!”

“Can’t what?”

“CAN’T CONCENTRATE!”

“Speak up!”

“Can’t. . .”

“Louder!”

“Ca. . . I lost my voice, thanks a lot!”

“You’re welcome.”

Makassia said...

“I would like a little respect around here.”

“Why would you be respected when you’re acting like a fifteen year-old?”

“I would like it because I’m your older sister. And you don’t talk to me like your equal—.”

“My older sister won’t turn the house into a night club when our parents trusted and left her in charge!”

“You just said ‘in charge.’ So it means I can do whatever I want because I’m in charge, sis!”

“Then why would you say you’d like a little respect around here when you’re not respecting yourself?”

“One more word, I will slap your mouth which those ugly words are coming from!”

“Well, slap me because more ugly words are just about to come out.”

“Keep quiet and go to your room or downstairs and stop ruining my moment!”

“You want me to go downstairs so you can start acting like hoochie mama?”

“Enough!”
“Yet you need respect—.”

“I said, enough!”

“You’re being bit—”

“ENOOOUGH! In fact, I’m pushing you downstairs whether you like it or not. Boys! Help me get her big mouth in the basement and lock it!”

Kamaljeet said...

Kelly: “You never told me, you like Kerri.”

Sarah: “Excuse me.”

Kelly: “Yeah, I know you love Kerri.”

Sarah: “Who told you I love Kerri?”

Kelly: “Well I can see your reaction.”

Sarah: “Don’t be stupid!”

Kelly: “I am not stupid.”

Sarah: “We are just good friends.”

Kelly: “I don’t believe it.”

Sarah: “I don’t need to prove it to you.”

Kelly: “Then you should admit it.”

Sarah: “What?”

Kelly: “You are falling in love with Kerri.”

Sarah: “Are you crazy?”

Kelly: “Tell me how you purposed to him?”

Sarah: “What!! Do you think I did?”

Kelly: “Yes.”

Sarah: “No, he purposed to me.”

Kelly: “See! You admitted it.”

Sarah: “Oh no!”

Zarghoona said...

“You never told me you were married!”

“Did I have to?”

“Of course”

“Why? What difference that would make?”

“I would know better than…”

“Than…?”

“Than falling in love with you”

“What?”

“You heard me”

“Are you crazy?”

“Excuse me?”

“Yes, you are crazy!”

“So, I heard that, but why?”

“Because to me you always were a friend”

“So?”

“So, what?”

“I don’t see a reason that would prevent me from being in love with you”

“Friends should be in love, but that is a different kind of love.”

“Tell me, do you have any feelings for me?”

“As I said, you are my friend, and I love you as a friend.”

“Anyways, it is better than nothing. Who knows, everything is possible.”

“Don’t be stupid!”

Sloopy said...

"You never told me what happened last night."

"Oh I didn't? Sorry it must have slipped my mind."

"Well? What were the details I should know about?"

"Nothing to important, no need to make fuss over it."

"Fuss isn't the word I would use, this is kinda serious."

"Don't overreact, we simply had a small argument. It happens."

"Last time I checked throwing the person your dating against a wall doesn't 'just happen'."

"He was upset for good reason."

"Well maybe if you told me what that reason was I could help?"

"That's between us and none of your business."

"The second you told me what he did it become my business."

"Come on, just leave it alone, please."

"I Can't do that and you know it."

"Well you can, your just choosing not too."

"Of course I choose not too because your my best friend!"

"I know. I'm sorry, its just I care about Jake so much."

"Of course you do, and I'm not saying hes a terrible guy. I just want you safe."

"Thanks. That means a lot. Well the main reason he pushed me was because I admitted to kissing Shane."

"Ah. So he just got really angry. Had he been drinking?"

"A little bit, yeah."

"Alright. Would you mind If I talked to him about it?"

"Sure, go ahead. But please, be nice about it."

"I'll do my best..."

"Chris! He didn't push me hard, okay?"

"Fine, I promise I'll be nice."

Putik said...

"What is Swine Flu or A H1N1?"

" H1N1 flu virus is a respiratory illness that causes symptoms similar to those of the regular human seasonal influenza."

"How does the transmition of the virus happens?"

"Sometimes, humans and animals can pass strains of flu back and forth to one another through direct close contact. When a swine influenza virus does affect a human, there is also a risk that the animal influenza can mutate and then spread directly between humans.

More investigation is needed on how easily the virus spreads between people, but it is believed that it is spread the same way as regular seasonal influenza. Influenza and other respiratory infections are transmitted from person to person when germs enter the nose and/or throat."

"A friend told me that it is 'Pandemic', what does it mean?"

"Pandemic influenza is defined as a new influenza virus that spreads easily between humans and affects a wide geographic area. More information is needed to determine how easily this virus spreads."

"Can the regular flu shot protect me from this virus?"

"It is unlikely that the seasonal flu shot will provide protection against H1N1 flu virus (human swine flu). The flu shot will protect against the seasonal flu, which is still circulating in Mexico."

" What can we do to protect ourselves and other?"

"Wash your hands often and thoroughly in warm, soapy water or use hand sanitizer, cough and sneeze in your arm, not your hand, keep common surfaces and items clean and disinfected, and stay home if you’re sick, unless directed to seek medical care.


* Source : www.fightflu.ca

mia said...

“What are you doing?”

“I am just thinking about the assignment. Where did you go?”

“I went to see a movie with Brian.”

“How is it?”

“Not bad. Guess whom I ran into on the street?”

“I can’t tell.”

“David.”

“The married guy you met in the bar?”

”Yeah.”

“Was he alone?”

“No, with a girl. Seems like his young wife.”

“Did you talk to him?”

“ Not too much. Just greeting. You know, Brian was beside me.”

“Did Brian know you have a relationship with him?”

“Of course not. I told him I believe love is eternity.”

“So touching. It comes from your mouth.”

“ But I didn’t tell it happens based on the different lovers.”

“Poor boy.”

Hongxin Guo said...

What do you think about the subtle relation between Mr. Sun and Miss Liu? --A question hard to answer. I think the relation will be odd, very odd.

You mean she wouldn’t marry him? --I don’t say so.

Why did you say “odd”? --Things are going to be more delicate and strange. They are not true lovers, but he will marry her someday.

I don’t understand . . . --For there’s an invisible hand over her head.

Oh. Some phenomena I have seen make me confused. --You shouldn’t be confused. Things are obviously.

You never told me the reason. Do you think she will have a second thought to accept him? --No, but she has to accept him.
Why? --The invisible hand. The huge hand could turn her down flat.

You mean –that’s a deal. --You can say it again. It seems just like a deal in some aspects.

But . . . you know, the “arranged marriage” already abolished for many years. --I never say the thing is about money. Other than the economic reason, deal, it could be another kind of “arranged marriage”.

Those things are all in the past. I couldn’t believe that it happened at our college at now. -- Things could be more complicated than what you think out about. It is another kind of the deal.

I’m gating more confused. Please tell me directly. --No. I’d rather not say-it is a taboo. You must seek out the answer by yourself-- Seeing and thinking!

Hongxin Guo said...

What do you think about the subtle relation between Mr. Sun and Miss Liu?

--A question hard to answer. I think the relation will be odd, very odd.


You mean she wouldn’t marry him?

--I don’t say so.


Why did you say “odd”?

--Things are going to be more delicate and strange. They are not true lovers, but he will marry her someday.


I don’t understand . . .

--For there’s an invisible hand over her head.



Oh. Some phenomena I have seen make me confused.

--You shouldn’t be confused. Things are obviously.



You never told me the reason. Do you think she will have a second thought to accept him?

--No, but she has to accept him.


Why?

--The invisible hand. The huge hand could turn her down flat.



You mean –that’s a deal.

--You can say it again. It seems just like a deal in some aspects.



But . . . you know, the “arranged marriage” had already abolished for many years.

--I never say the thing is about money. Other than the economic reason, deal, it could be another kind of “arranged marriage”.



Those things are all in the past. I couldn’t believe that it happened at our college at now.

-- Things could be more complicated than what you think out about. It is another kind of the deal.



I’m gating more confused. Please tell me directly.

--No. I’d rather not say-it is a taboo. You must seek out the answer by yourself-- seeing and thinking!
Wed May 06, 06:57:00 PM 2009

Shadow Shu--Beatirce said...

“Yes, mom, it’s me.”
“Hi, I was just about to call you.”
“Really, what’s up?”
“Just something interesting. Piao saved Leo’s life this morning.” (Piao and Leo are both my dogs).
“Really? How?”
“Funny story. This morning ,the dog walker took them out for a walking. And you know Piao and Xiaowu are young and strong, they walked in front of her. Leo is blind and old so he just followed them each time in behind.”
“Oh, yes, I know that.”
“There was a hole on the ground and the dog walked didn't pay much attention, but Leo fell into that hole and she didn’t even notice.”
“Gee, that’s terrible.”
“Yeah, and she might realise there was one dog missing after twenty minutes later and she said she found everywhere and couldn’t find Leo at all.”
“My goodness, Leo is lost.”
“No, listen. So the dog walked just grumbled to herself like where is Leo? Where is Leo? Then Piao seemed understood her and guided her to the hole where Leo fell.”
“Really, that’s great! What’s an intelligent dog she is!”
“Yeah, your dad said the same. The dog walked was so grateful to Piao.”
“Yeah I can imagine. But the most important thing is Leo was found.”
“How could a dog understands so much human words?”
“I found that long time ago, she is really the most smart dog I have ever seen. But I’m glad she did save Leo today.”
“Yeah, we’ll bonus her something tasty.”
“Yeah, you have to. Tell them I miss them and love them so much.”
“Sure, do you want to talk them now?”
“No, not this time, next time maybe.”
“Okay, talk you later then.”
“Okay, take care mom.”
“You too honey.”

Eve Yan said...

Dialogue

“Mom, I want to eat some blueberry.”

“Here we go.”

“MM, that is yummy”

“Those are sweet, I will buy you some more next time.”

“Thank you Mum, you are so nice.”

“Wow, look at your lips, they are purple.”

“My lips are purple?”

“Your fingers are purple too.”

“Oh, I have to check myself in the mirror.”

“Your looks like a scary monster.”

“Mom, you are right, my lips and teeth are all purple.”

“I think the blueberry make everything purple”

“Yes, it is purple blueberry.”

“Maybe, we should call it purple-berry.”

“But it is called blueberry.”

“I wonder why people call it blueberry, while it is actually purple.”

“Let us call it purple-berry from now on.”

“That is a good idea, purple-berry.”

“Let’s go, buy some more purple-berry.”

“All right, purple-berry.”