Here are the three winning entries:
| "I am useless until I have my morning turkey." Submitted by Corey Lowney Wappingers Falls, N.Y. | |
| "I was actually hoping for a boy." Submitted by Antonia Boyette Los Angeles, Calif. | |
| "I miss the cash bonuses." Submitted by Robert Becker Northford, Conn. | |
Article: "How to Win The New Yorker Caption Contest"
6 comments:
"Poor chicken,call the PETA hotline!"
hello, brad... this is my attempt for the caption contest, i hope u like it...^^*
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"so, what should I do this turkey? Should I stuff it, or should I consult it with my financial adviser?"
" I told my wife to cook this chicken, but she put it in my lunch bowl raw, so I going to cook it in the microwave."
"Do you make up your mind giving up smoke?"
I'm not sure that's what Sam meant when he said, "Go cold turkey."
I decided to buy the turkey for thanksgiving one month ahead. Since I figure out, next month, inflation will drive price of turkey too high or all my financial investment will come to a zero. My boss is probably going to fire me by thanksgiving.
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